madam Bowlock's Gossip and Spoilers
Good afternoon dears, and welcome to my very own gossip page, after many pestering emails the folks at JPMQ towers finally gave in and allowed me to give you this page. Full of psychic predictions and gossip ripped from across the World Wide Web. – Madam Bowlock
(Disclaimer; Madam Bowlocks, comments and “gossip” may offend, it is no way supposed to be reflective of the factual parts of the site, this page is GOSSIP. She is only one person, any thoughts or points do not have to be agreed with in order to be a John Paul fan) - ?????x5
In keeping with the sites layout structure I’ve placed gossip into accessible sections, you can reach each with the quick jump titles, click and you will be transported down the page. A fine piece of web trickery that I ever did see.
Spoilers
(Hollyoaks spoilers are generally repeated in the same fashion throughout many websites, these come from Waveguide , anything John Paul related is in BOLD)
May 7th
As the truth about Amy and Ste's lie reverberates around the village, Amy tries to front it out.
Steph is determined to prove that she's the best mother in the world.
Myra encourages Niall and Kieron to compete in the quiz night at the Dog.
Aware of his dad's money problems Darren tricks the punters into spending more money than necessary.
May 8th
Newt enjoys spending time with Lauren as they decide to skip school.
John Paul reveals to Kris that he can't stop thinking about Kieron.
Amy feels a pariah at school and Russ insists that he can't protect her anymore.
Max presents Steph with a glorious portfolio of pictures, but after worrying about an audition instead of putting her efforts into making Tom a costume, Max is unhappy.
May 9th
Newt feels guilty about ruining Steph's portfolio but Eli shows no remorse and hides himself with the portfolio under Newt's bed.
Darren is upset to see his dad in such a state and vows to help him.
Jacqui is unnerved to see Tina and Dom reading a baby book and shows Tony the handwritten contract she's drawn up.
Steph searches high and low for her missing portfolio, taking no notice of Max as he talks about Tom and marriage lessons.
May 12th
Max and Steph's relationship hits rock-bottom as they clash over money issues. Steph takes Niall up on his offer to fix her hair, but Niall spills red wine over her new dress. She puts on one of his t-shirts while it dries, but Max comes in and jumps to the wrong conclusion. Steph calls their relationship off and is devastated as Max walks away.
And as Jack surveys the flood damage, Newt overhears him telling Darren they are not insured and is devastated to learn the extent of the damage he has caused.
May 13th
Warren finds out that Louise has been in a fight and is desperate to get her out of prison. He makes Darren an offer he thinks he can't refuse but it seems even Darren isn't that desperate.
Meanwhile, Frankie is forced to face up to the fact that Jake will have to spend the rest of his life in hospital.
Max and Steph try to hide their feelings for each other. But as Max watches Niall comforting Steph in Evissa he worries that he's lost her for good.
Danny realises that he and Neville will never see eye-to-eye, but a loved-up Hannah insists she'll never let it come between them.
May 14th
Warren tells Darren that he killed Sean and warns him that Jack will be in danger unless Darren agrees to help get Louise out of prison. Darren tries to convince Jake that he can help save Jack from bankruptcy and Charlie from homelessness if he will just do one thing. But Jake is adamant that Charlie needs him and refuses to help Darren out.
And Elliot can't forgive Sarah for ridiculing him with Professor Kiddle.
May 15th
Justin promises to back Frankie's application for custody of Charlie if Jake confesses to murdering Sean. But Jake will only agree if Justin promises to never see Charlie again… Frankie tries to cajole a heartbroken Steph into visiting Max, while Jack discreetly pockets a pile of final demands. And Niall persuades Steph to let him practice on her for the styling competition, but can't find the right time to tell her how he feels.
May 16th
Steph helps Niall celebrate reaching the final of the hairdressing competition, but will the sexual tension between them prove too much to resist? John Paul and Kieron head back to Niall's flat for a night of passion, but as they get carried away, things take an unexpected twist.
Louise is released from prison, but refuses to keep a low profile, even when she finds out that Jake has confessed to the murder.
Warren refuses to give Darren the money until he is ready, and Darren worries that Jack is getting worse. And Warren realises that Louise has changed, and he is not sure it's for the better.
Frankie is adamant that Jake is innocent and is determined to get to the bottom of his "confession".
May 19th
Kieron finds his friendship with Niall tested after his affair with John Paul has been exposed to him. Confessing that he loves Kieron, Steph assures John Paul that she is the epitome of discretion and in turn asks for his help in keeping her secret about Niall from Max.
Max wallows in self pity over his split from Steph, and even a pep talk from Dominic can't shift his malaise. That is until Steph takes delivery of a bouquet of flowers which clearly have not been sent by Max.
May 20th
Niall is angry when he overhears Carmel telling Mercedes that he and Steph shared a kiss but realises that Max finding out might be to his advantage. When Mercedes blabs all in Il Gnosh, Dominic feels it is his duty to tell Max. Max is very upset and refuses to listen to Steph's explanation. As far as Max is concerned, it's over.
Kieron is angry with John Paul for telling Mercedes about their relationship. John Paul's devastated as Kieron admits he's not willing to sacrifice his vocation for him, but they're both unaware that Michaela has heard every word.
Nancy meets Hollyoaks' newest resident and takes an instant dislike to him.
May 21st
Steph is devastated after her split from Max and goes to Niall for comfort.
Michaela fishes for information on John Paul and Kieron's relationship, but John Paul is giving nothing away.
Rafi's cocky attitude gets him the doorman job at The Loft. Warren is a little wary of him at first, but he can't help admiring his cheek.
And after Nancy's success on the radio yesterday, Kris gives her another guest spot on the show.
May 22nd
Kieron and Niall put on brave faces as they lament their ill-fated loves. Furious with Kieron, Mercedes launches a full scale attack on him, but John Paul is unimpressed when she declares that she's taught the priest a lesson.
Max slyly talks Dom into going to The Dog for a sneaky pint. As he lists all of Steph's worst faults to Dom, he's unaware that a horrified Steph has overheard him.
Newly employed at The Loft, Rafi decides to drop by The Dog where a stressed out Darren is reducing shifts for his staff. When a nervous Darren shows up wanting payment for putting Jake in the frame for Sean's murder, Rafi realises that life in a small village is more interesting than he expected…
May 23rd
Kieron and John Paul's anxiety is somewhat relieved when Niall promises to keep quiet about their relationship. As a pensive John Paul muses the likelihood of keeping the affair a secret to Niall, Myra tearfully confesses to Kieron that she gave up her first born son.
Frankie finds Darren's comedy night at The Dog distasteful given that Jake has just been incarcerated.
Louise returns to the village a hardened woman from her prison experience. But Louise's newfound tough exterior is bruised when she meets Rafi for the first time.
Unconfirmed Spoilers
By FanGirl. Channel 4 Forums/FMF/DS
May 7th
Myra encourages Niall and Kieron to compete in the quiz night at the Dog. Kieron's a little unsure until John Paul arrives determined to wipe the floor with them. Enjoying the banter Myra arranges the teams and John Paul and Kieron end up pitted against Niall and Myra . Niall begins to soften towards Myra as she regales him of stories from her youth. Realising they have more in common than first thought, Niall unwittingly finds himself enjoying his mother's company. Meanwhile John Paul's confidence is shattered when he is forced to do the quiz forfeit. Obviously embarrassed, Kieron leaps to John Paul's defence and re-enacts the Birdie Dance with full gusto. John Paul's grateful for his saviour as the sexual tension buzzes between the boys…
May 8th
John Paul reveals to Kris that he can't stop thinking about Kieron. Kris encourages John Paul to bite the bullet and tell him how he feels, but John Paul's unsure that Kieron feels the same way after John Paul rejected him last time. Kris is sure that John Paul just needs to trust him. Plucking up the courage, John Paul corners Kieron and lays his love on the line. Kieron is stunned at the revelation and is further shocked when John Paul tells him he can deal with him being a Priest so everyone else will just have to accept it. Kieron is angered at John Paul's selfish attitude and accuses him of not thinking of his family or Kieron's vocation. Kieron leaves a stunned John Paul hating himself for being so stupid. As Kieron heads to Church, John Paul makes one last ditch attempt to prove how much he loves Kieron. Unable to resist John Paul's charms, Kieron admits he feels the same way and is finally willing to take the risk...
(E4 pace)
5 may - Kieron saves John Paul from humiliation
8 may - John Paul lays his heart on the line to kieron
15 may - Myra spoils Kieron and John Paul’s afternoon of passion
16 may - The are shocks all around when Kieron takes John Paul back to Niall’s flat
The Daily Star had a nasty surprise waiting for Kieron fans...
Your Questions
(Questions are in chronological order with the most recent first, therefore as you scroll down things will get older. They are being kept for historical chuckles)
Q: What about The Most Recent Daily Star Spoiler!!?
A: It's below, with our thoughts about it!!
Q: After watching the DS interview with Bryan and James think its pretty safe to say the Sunset ending will be happening really soon! How much are you prepared to wager?
A: Nothing. I never bet unless it's a dead cert. Perhaps it might be an idea to actually watch the interview again, I'd be happy to wager the Sunset Ending is still on the cards, but a standard pack has 51 other cards! In context of Hollyoaks, several other writers, as well as Guy, plus loads of other stuff that might have an influence as to whether Sunset is picked. Finally you're heading for disappointment city if you expect this to be happening in the next couple of months. That, I'll be happy to bet on.
Q: Have JP and Kieron already slept together? (6th of March 2008)
A: Perhaps... hopefully it will come clear in a future episode. When JP jokes with Kris he is great in bed, you can accept it at face value or treat it as JP just being snarky. Update (11th of March 2008) - Very unlikely.
Q: I think John Paul was born on the same date as Pope John Paul (the 2nd) was. We talked about it on JSF and also its been mentioned on the Channel 4 website several times in the past in regard to Myra naming her Son after the Pope for that reason.
A: Thank you very much for that info! Abby also pushed the 18th of May 1989 as JP's birthday quite hard for that same reason. We are happy to change our "guesses" and give a fixed date unless we hear different! Based on what Myra, Spike and Jacqui have all said over 2007 regarding JP's age, we can be fairly sure JP's birthday falls sometime in May/June, and because Channel 4 can be looked at as a reliable source we are inclined to agree with that proposed D.O.B.
Q: The date you give for JP's birthday is wrong, in a recent episode it showed Hannah was born in 1990, and JP in 1989, which means JP must have been born between September to December 89.
A: The date we suggested could be wrong, but not by your logic. Hannah could never have been born in 1990, because at time of writing this (6th March 2008) Hannah is 19 years old. 2008 - 19 = 1989. She was born on the 26th of January 1989, we know this is correct, because she had a huge 18th birthday party on that January date in 2007, (remember that's the night JP came clean to Craig that he loved him!) Based on what Myra, Spike and Jacqui have said over 2007, as well as comments on the official Channel 4 website, we can assume that JP was born around May/June 1989 (likely May 18th but) until the script writers decide to give him a party or make direct reference to his age in dialogue we can't be certain. Clearly they can twist when he was born to change our guesses like they have attempted to do with Hannah's, but it just makes them look like sloppy storytellers.
Q: Did Robin and JP actually have sex?
A: Bowlock - Um pass -
Knuxs - Hopefully it will be made clear in a coming episode (like the exact date of his birthday if your reading script writers!!!!!), but I would go with no at the moment. The episode on the 28th of January suggests that JP hadn't seen Robin over the weekend (no chance for fun there) and Myra says to JP her comment about him, "Being sex on a plate" to which he quickly replies "I wish". The final mashing comes in the form of opportunity, in soap its normally implied when sex has happened (or will). If JP didn't see Robin over the weekend and if we presume the sex in the toilets comments were just exaggeration, when could they have done it?
- Update (1/4/08) Based on new evidence JP tells Hannah there have been "others" therefore as Robin and Toby are the only two we know he has had a "encounter" with, could have happened with a random off screen of course, but we are now thinking he and Robin did the deed sometime after all.
Q: Niall's revenge? Tell me more
A: Niall as you know is Myra's first born long lost son, and he feels bitter than he was abandoned by her when he was born and being surrounded by the McQueen's dysfunctional as they might seem, they are a strong and united family when it comes to blood. Niall understandably feels angry and what better way to express anger in soap than a spot of revenge. He has plans for each of the McQueen's and unfortunately for spoiler hunters each victims fate is closely under wrap, we know Michaela get's accused of shooting up and having a drug problem thanks to her secret Brother, but everyone else's horror treat is hidden. Obvious conclusions;
* Jacqui finds out about Tony and Mercedes sleeping together.
* Carmel and her police career came out of no where, corrupt copper storylines?
* Myra is grounded by her faith and family what better way to destroy someone than by mixing the two together in a cocktail of evil.
* Father Kieron should NOT be out and gay and he should definitely NOT be sleeping with a teenage boy. Someone should tell the authorities.
Q: WHO IS THAT? (picture) 
A: Oh him... that's Robin, he is a slightly cuter version of "Jay" AKA the plot device on legs. "Designed for what" is your next question, allow me to answer it here. So JP is getting with the Priest, and sometimes in real life unless someone knows the other person is gay as well relationships can be hard to get going. So in short: Priest knows JP is gay, and eventually JP knows Kieron might not be so into the no women or no sex sort of life after all. Robin needs to do some work behind the bar because this time the plot device actually gets lines! Although he should be hated, remember Batman and Robin? Batman getting all the action and his sidekick none, well this Robin flies solo and is a greedy bugger because he likes orgasms with other people too much. (PLAYER).
Q: When is James Sutton leaving Hollyoaks?
A: Ask James. (P. S he has recently told fans he is now signed up to at least June 08).
Q: Now that JP is getting together with the new guy Niall, can you tell me more about him?
A: I'm actually being sick right now. That is more gruesome that the little brat who came to my door Halloween night pretending his guts had been ripped out by some wild beast bent on fury. Wasn't pretty. And the thought of JP and Niall doing it just makes me feel violated. The pair are brothers!! Not lovers!!
Q: So does JP get together with a man of the cloth? Father what's his name?
A: Yes. When the old priest leaves the church he is replaced with a semi good looking dude who knows how to handle a stick or two; Father Ciaran O’Dowd Kieron Hobbs, He visits his parishioners including Myra, but the lure of the gorgeous young (male) McQueen tempts him to stray from what's right and good and drift towards what's wrong and bad; John Paul's bed and the magical sex sheets.
Q: Is Guy Still Filming?
A: Last day of filming was supposedly August 2nd he along with James were spotted filming at the Liverpool John Lennon airport (see pic below).
Q: Is Guy coming back for the Sunset Ending this year?
A: Oh dear. The Sunset Ending started off as a nice romantic notion that Craig wouldn't be able to cope without JP and so would return to Chester and win his man back. The cult following took off and before long it reached border line psychoticism, when James Sutton revealed recently he would be renewing his contract till at least June 2008, there was some angry responses at his decision. The desire to have Craig back for a few episodes meant JP needed to leave, totally unacceptable! When the time is right for James to leave the soap, great, a sunset ending would be lovely, but even he commented on a message board on his dismay at some of his fans wanting him to leave in March for this FAN concocted ending.
Q: Wow so Guy Burnett is coming back then!?
A: Er (touchy issue) I don't believe Guy Burnett will ever fully reprise his role as Craig in the near future, of course even the best psychic has her off days, but remember the "Sunset Ending" is a fictitious scenario that people on a message board made up, then supported in a cult fashion. It's like buying a book, reading the first half and loving it then reading the final pages, missing out the latter half of the story which could end up being better than the first!
Q: Bottom line about Guy then?
A: There is more chance James Sutton will come out.
Q: I want to know; is James Sutton / Guy Barnet / Tom Vaughan gay in real life?
A: There is no such thing as “acting”, it’s just an excuse for being naughty and bad, those boys are enjoying the snogging as much as we enjoy watching.
Q: So they are gay!??
A: No dear. James has a girlfriend, Guy is a player and Tom is a cutiepie with a homosexual goatee.
Q: How dare you tease me like that, I’m going to bash you up bitch! Bet you didn’t see that coming in your magic balls.
A: Crystal ball says no.
Q: Is Tom (Vaughan) still filming?
A: Wish to be wrong on this (truly) but Twinky Winky aka "Spike" has supposedly left! His last scene was the one where Sarah confronts Craig and JP and demands to know what's going on when she over hears Spike saying he will keep their little secret. What an awful exit.
Q: I've heard that Hannah dies in JP's arms!??
A: Utter rubbish. Melissa drops/(ed) dead not Hannah.
Q: What this about John Paul killing himself when Craig leaves?
A: What's this about President Bush being a wonderful gay rights activist? (Does it make sense to anyone to kill off such a popular icon for such a silly reason?)
Q: I don't understand that picture above, is it some crazy late night Hollyoaks spin off?
A: Oh My Looks sexual enough. It's when John Paul gets camp and needs a fag hag, and Sarah and Fish Lips get it on, they are calling it "Babe, Pig In The Village". Actually its just a promo shot for a typical day in Hollyoaks Village.
Q: What were the Hollyoaks Ratings for last night?
A: No time to post ratings up every night! Jezzzz! Go look here
Q: Why is Guy Burnet always so "I'm 200% straight" in interviews and things?
A: In simple terms he cares a lot about how other people see him. He does not want people to confuse him and Craig.
Q: What kind of future do you think Tom Vaughan, Guy Burnet and James Sutton will have?
A: Tom V; he didn't last long enough in Hollyoaks for it to lay a certain future in acting, he might do OK on the music scene. There is possible potential for him to return to Hollyoaks.
Guy B; He burnt his bridges with Hollyoaks, *snip snip snip because hate mail is really depressing when you just work on a site for fun snip snip snip*
James S; is already, to some degree, a proven actor. He has a charismatic and down to Earth attitude, truthfully his future with depend on what happens between now, and his next contract renewal in Spring 2008.
Q: I'm really annoyed by your comments about Guy, suggesting he HATES Gay's we get enough stick from the straight community, we don't need it from the gay one as well!
A: I've never said he hates "gays" that's purely your own interpretation. I'm also not gay.
JP and Co Gossip
John Paul's future
Say The Daily Star
PSYCHO NAILL KILLS BRO'S PRIEST LOVER
BAD Boy Niall Rafferty strikes again when he murders a priest and makes it look like sucide
The twisted fella has been hellbent on destroying the McQueen clan since he arrived in the soap.
And the next step for Niall [Barry Sloane, 27] is to murder his half brother John Paul McQueen's gay lover Father Kieran Hobbs [Jake Hendriks].
Fans know that Kieran and John Paul [James Sutton, 25] have been having the affair.
But news of the romance comes out, threatening Kieran's position in the church and the community.
He moves in with Niall to let the heat die down and that is when the tradegy strikes.
An insider said 'Niall uses this opporunity to kill Kieran and then sets up the body. He doesn't have anything against the priest, his beef is with John Paul, Niall wants to see the lad suffer'.
Do you think its likely to happen?
It's Possible.
Will it provide the dream Sunset Ending fans are begging for?
Doubtful (someone has just been killed for crying out loud, and there must be something wrong if you are rooting for death of someone who is essentially good).
Will it make JP leave to be with Craig in Dublin?
Maybe... (if James decides he has had enough of the Oaks).
If this ending happened would you be pleased?
Yes and no. It would be a great ending in terms of dramatics, but honestly we'd be a little sad to end the site (when JP goes so do we) on such a depressing dark note, even if he does go to Dublin to be with his first real love.
You are anti Sunset Ending thought aren't you?
We really have no major thoughts on JP's leaving, only that we don't want it to happen. When the entire site is all weighed up its obvious we have a strong bias and support towards John Paul, and because of that we'd like him to be ultimately happy no mater how that happens.
*Shunted gossip below*
After the Craig rubbish there isn't much point moving away to Dublin and so he attends HCC. His storylines revolve around the new set of students. John Paul moves in with the other students.
(Future plots courtesy of a DS interview with Bryan Kirkwood)
- Until next year JP has a side kick role, rather than a staring one
- John Paul becomes firm friends with Elliot Bevan
- In the new year "He'll be embarking on an affair with a very surprising member of the community…" The truth in my visions of the future...
(Past gossip stuff which we've decided to keep for nostalgia's sake)
Since the dawn of time people have been impatient little so in so’s, wanting to know everything now, unwilling to wait for experience and time to educate, so in keeping with psychics everywhere I are more than willing to help out. Predictably the end is often the most sort out spoiler, the journey part of the story is always secondary to finding out where it first leads. So we start where the JP/Craig storyline will more than likely end…
How does the JP/Craig relationship end?
We know it starts, several sources have confirmed as much. Including both James and Guy, the boys have sex, and love it (Kinda). The thought of these fit young studs bare-backing it is enough to give this old girl a stroke. The true ending is of course pure and undiluted gossip, the final scenes are being shot as you read this fact is still scant and gossip rife, but this picture of "The End" tells you pretty much all you will need to no.
Below is a collection of my personal favorites;
(The only order is the date they were added to the site)
"There's a huge shock for Sarah Barnes this August when her boyfriend Craig Dean reveals his affair with John-Paul McQueen in public. Craig Dean reveals the affair in the middle of the pub, it seems Craig can't bear to see John-Paul & Spike together. Hollyoaks revealed that Craig becomes extremely jealous and there's this moment where he's had enough, Craig sees John-Paul & Spike kissing and he ends up reacting the same way when he saw Sarah kissing Rhys Ashworth. Craig gets caught in the moment he doesn't realise what he's doing, he ends up revealing all but seems to forget he's being watched by everyone in the pub. Everyone is left shocked and Craig himself is mortified at what he's done he knows he can't deny what's been going on as it's come from his own mouth. Hollyoaks are very excited about this episode, it's set to be the most explosive showdown you'll ever see in soap."
"Despite Craig confessing his love for John-Paul on Wednesday 27th June 2007, he still won't give up on his girlfriend Sarah. Craig insists that he will finish with Sarah when the time is right so that he and John-Paul can finally come out as a gay couple though these plans are dashed when early on in July, Craig proposes to Sarah. This comes as a shock for not only Sarah and John-Paul but I think it even shocked Craig himself. In an interview with Guy Burnet he states, "This is Craig's only available option left to help him fight the gay part of him and the part of him that loves John-Paul. Even though he knows he still loves John-Paul he just doesn't want to 'come out' therefore he just sees this as the correct thing to at the time." This revelation means that Craig and John-Paul's relationship will completely spiral out of control. Guy explains, "John-Paul can't believe it, one minute Craig is certain he will finish with Sarah and the next he is proposing to her. I think it is just too much for him to take in." Events lead to an unbelievable showdown at Craig and Sarah's engagement party when John-Paul gatecrashes it and tells everybody about their affair. When Sarah stands by Craig and confronts him about what John-Paul is saying, Craig just stands there. Humiliated by Craig, Sarah leaves the party and goes home saying she never wants to see him again.
The following day Craig sets off to live with his sister Debbie Dean. In true soap style just as Craig is about to get on the train, John-Paul shouts him back and after arguing about the night before the two finally make up and agree that they can put it behind them. Craig agrees that John-Paul can come and stay with him in London and they can finally be a proper couple out in public. John-Paul packs together all his belongings and him and Craig happily set off for the train station together. As Craig gets on the train he asks John-Paul to put something in the bin for him though as he does Craig shuts the doors. John-Paul runs back and just manages to hold them open begging Craig to let him in. Craig opens the doors and holds John-Paul against him kissing him before letting go. Craig says, "I can't do it." John-Paul shouts, "Why," throwing himself on Craig's chest but Craig says "I just can't," pushing John-Paul away before the train sets off into the distance."
(updated 13/05/07) In a few weeks Hannah, spiteful as ever, tells Spike about the kiss JP and Craig shared a few months back, she wants them to split up, but is fairly convinced Craig and JP have no future so it’s a win win situation for her. Except inadvertently part of her plan goes wrong, its true she is able to push Spike and JP apart, but this gives Craig the chance he needs to take things to the next level with JP.
Then one afternoon during an exam Craig goes around for a chat, and before long they are having a emotionally charged convo. Later that afternoon in JP's bed Craig is full of regret, he gets back after Sarah, and strings both of them along at the same time. We should feel sorry for Craig, obviously caught in turmoil, but its difficult to feel much sympathy when he is hurting our dear John-Paul. The end is still predicted to play out in one of the endings described below.
(updated 5/04/07) Craig’s jealousy of Spike and JP’s romance escalates over coming weeks, at first even Craig is confessed by it, JP used to be his bitch and now he has a new best friend in his life. This makes Craig angry, he joins forces with Hannah in destroying Spike’s good name, in one heated showdown between JP and Craig, Craig kisses JP! It’s reciprocated and the kisses turn into a full on sex session.
A brief “it was a mistake” conversation shortly after fails to curb JP’s rapidly retuning sexual interest in his best friend, and unlike before chases after Craig full throttle. A secret illicit affair begins. Darren Osborne catches them at it and after a quick blackmail attempt cant resist telling Sarah and Spike. Craig is unable to deal and leaves Hollyoaks for good.
(updated 5/04/07) Craig adapts to JP and Spike’s relationship… but Craig is continually drawn into JP and Spikes relationship problems through JP using Craig as an “advice friend”. JP and Craig connect on a stronger level than ever before. JP and Spike split up/rough patch when JP is reluctant to have sex with Spike. As Craig comforts JP, the pair share a kiss and one thing leads to another... Something similar to the end of theory two occurs and the ending plays out in one of the described ways, below.
In a way this is the strongest theory, as you will remember we left Spike and JP in a state of getting to know one another, but its obviously even to the most insensitive person that JP wasn’t overly keen to go all the way with Spike when they were in his room, and yet the writers had clearly placed this story thread in for a reason but then abruptly put JP/Spike/Craig on a break. It seems doubtful they would suggest they have sex off screen; it’s difficult to believe the Hollyoaks writers would neglect a sex storyline simply when its between two males when they are quite partial to implied sexual activities, and have done extremely well already in giving gay issues a voice with a potential award wining narrative.
It’s quite probable we will return to the JP/Spike/Craig Storyline in a few weeks with characters assuming JP and Spike have had sex, where JP shocking reveals to a select few they have not. The only reason this doesn’t get the most likely place is because of JP’s personality, too much sex with two different people in a short space of time has the potential to change him from cute boy next door into a stereotypical gay man, which so far has been rigorously avoided.
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