JPMQ.org Competitions

 

 

So the caption corner wasn’t working. It wasn’t a hit, it sucked, and it was crap. You all hated it. We cried. Then we remember the stuff we had gathered for prizes, and smiled at the thought of keeping them for ourselves (I got to take home the uber cute Spongebob Pink Pants).

 

Wasn’t long before the reality hit; this area needed to be remodelled. Thinking hard we came up with a plan. Rather than Caption Comps, we are going to turn this place into a general prize giving fest. So to sum up;

 

Every so often we set a mission or competition. The best wins a prize.

 

Ideas welcome of course, but here are the main categories we can pick from (The grander scope outside of wit, will hopefully encourage more people to take part with this website).

 

* Caption Comps (the original page isn’t totally dead)

* Fan Fiction Comps

* YouTube Video Comps

* Graphic Comps

 

 

 

So this time....

 

 

 

It's easy. We want a (or a couple) of new JPMQ.org banners both for the top of the page and the bottom. Need ideas? Divert your eyes to the top and the bottom of any of the JPMQ.org pages.

 

Header Banner; width; "760", height; "92"

Footer Banner; width; "760", height; "110"

 

 

Any format should be OK, but PNG and JPEG tend to give the best results. Please don't use the file format BMP.

 

The Header Banner should contain the words JPMQ.org somewhere and the Footer banner should really be reflective of the page ending.

 

 

Deadline for this one? Hmmm not sure. Once we have enough!

 

 

 

 

 

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Anything written below this line is the past, please do not attempt to re do any of the missions. They have been done and dusted! We are leaving them in for a piece of JPMQ.org history and hopefully to give you a giggle and to admire people's different skills.

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As nice as the JP/Craig Youtube vids are they tend to be getting awfully similar, with only the song changing. Time for some freshness.

 

You can do what you want with clips, but the only rule is you need to create the video to this song;

 

Armand Van Helden – You Don’t Even Know Me

 

Upbeat, 90s and a load of fun, also very obvious with its underlying message. If you don’t have the song you can download it here

 

 

It might be an idea to briefly include in the video description that you have created your video in response to a website challenge. We are assuming a few people will at least enter this and YouTube browsers might wonder why there are several John – Paul Mcqueen vids to this song. Finally send us a link!

 

There is a choice of 3, and they are nice, prizes that you can pick from if you are the winner.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No prize for this caption but perhaps next time we will have gotten something extra good *sly wink*

 

 

So caption this picture number 2 is here;

 

 

 

 

 

All we got were things full of smut and rudeness and some "huhs?";

 

“JP thinks about doing a Kinga”

“Craig tries hard to avoid giving his hardness away”

"Sniff Sniff"

 

 

 

 

 

To celebrate the launch of JPMQ.org and the first ever Caption Corner we are giving away to the winning writer... drum roll please...

 

 

A pack of 10 awesome fineliner pens which, wait for it… are made by Staedtler, Steads is also writing this page, could the linkage get any better!!! The pens have been really kindly donated by Partners The Stationary, so kudos to them.

 

(You will get a mention in these hallowed pages, but no prize, if you correctly tell us "how" we took the above picture. Big clue; we DID NOT use any photoshop or graphic changing program) as of 08/05/2007 7 incorrect guesses

 

Which leaves only the picture to caption....

 

 

 

 

"Bom Chicka Wah Wah, The New Improved Fragrance From Lynx" - Glen

 

 

 

 

 

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